Summer is quickly approaching and now is the time to turn this body into a shrine! I will work out everyday and by July I will ripped and tanned, awed by each and every beach goer. Actually being toned is fine. Who wants to be in perfect shape anyways? Way to much work to maintain. There are 13 steps to my bedroom, 21 to the coffee room at work. That should be good. If I start sitting to pee then I'd be doing like 6-8 squats a day. That sounds good. Hey, if I get desperate I could start smoking more. Coughing is good exercise. Maybe I'm pushing it too much. I didn't realize how much exercise I already did. In fact I think I might start sleeping downstairs to cut some steps out of my day.